I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
So I was in chorus, and us Sopranos were practicing Dreams of Thee while the Altos were just lazin’ around. Of course we got a little off track, and at one point one of us started singing Dreams of Thee in opera. And I kid you not - she sounded like Snow White singing opera. It was awesome.
I can’t even put into words how happy this movie makes me.
- No love interest
- Mother/Daughter adventure
- Loving happy marriage between parents
- Show being a princess is a mother fricking JOB
her little face jkhgkfyfh j
One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.
Best dad ever award